Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just want to make out with him forever
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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