I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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