I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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