Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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