I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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