jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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