idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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