Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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