And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize