i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I woke up under a house in Key West
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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