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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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