woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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