i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
