we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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