Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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