no. you can't hotbox the world.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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