so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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