so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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