Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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