Hey man sorry I got all grabby
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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