White coat. Heels.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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