wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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