Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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