This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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