apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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