i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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