Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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