it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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