Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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