hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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