i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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