Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Just puked most of my soul out..
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