Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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