Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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