Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
