There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Randomize
