Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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