Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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