To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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