I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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