I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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