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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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