Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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