hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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