ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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