They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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