Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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