did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Enjoy the penises
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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