I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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