ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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