Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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