i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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