oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
id be glad to
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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