Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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